Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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