- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

I went to work today....

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What does water smell like? water.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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