- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

White men's rights

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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