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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Your mother just died.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Where's my baby??

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