- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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