- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Black people.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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