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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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