- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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