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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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