- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did the old man say? Im old

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.