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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

I went to work today....

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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