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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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