- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Your mother just died.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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