- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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