Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

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