- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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