- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Penis

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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