- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Guest what in the butt

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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