whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Your so gay, that you like men!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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