- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Obama lin Baden.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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