- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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