your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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