A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

the NAACP

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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