What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's your blood type? Red.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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