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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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