- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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