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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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