penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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