- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Chlamydia

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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