- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

... Chan chan

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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