- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

i had sex.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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