- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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