In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Male leadership.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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