- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yanter, Look it up

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what is orange? an orange

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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