- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

An Asian with a big dick.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

I love alchohol!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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