why did the zebra cross the road?

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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