- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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