- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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