- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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