- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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