- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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