Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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