- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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