- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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