- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

irish man drinking john smiths

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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