- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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