Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Your adopted.....

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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