- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Women's rights.

world society

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

You're a frog

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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