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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

knock knock? come in

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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