- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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