- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

SUCK MY NUTS

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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