Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what is orange? an orange

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Yanter, Look it up

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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