old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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how do you win a game try your best

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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