- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

knock,knock you suck

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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