- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

knock knock? come in

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Chlamydia

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A fat guy!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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