why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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