There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Penis

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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