- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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