- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

irish man drinking john smiths

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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