What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what is orange? an orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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