What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A black man walks out of a police station

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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