Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Massie is a fatass

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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