A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

penis?

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Michael Brown

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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