Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Barack Obama.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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