- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

knock knock? come in

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Sex

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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