a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Christ is a conspiracy

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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