Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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