- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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