- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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