- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

the economy.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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