Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

knock knock? come in

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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