- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Where's my tractor?

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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