- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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