- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's your blood type? Red.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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