Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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