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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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destiny

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i killed my family

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I enjoy Popcorn

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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