- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

SUCK MY NUTS

Mogok Papiti.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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