- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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