What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Immigration Laws

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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