- Anti Joke

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

knock knock? come in

Detroit has a low crime rate

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?