- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

batman has diarrhea

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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