- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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