- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Good job, son.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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