Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

If life gives you lemonade.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

www.hurr-durr.com

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...