Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Detroit has a low crime rate

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

knock knock? come in

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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