what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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