- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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