toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Long joke Your such a downey

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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