- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what is orange? an orange

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Yanter, Look it up

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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