- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if got a joke if fogot it

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Indians

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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