what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Good job, son.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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