Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Racial equality.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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