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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Detroit has a low crime rate

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

knock knock? come in

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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