Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Good job, son.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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