Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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People...

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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