- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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