What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What is 9+10? 19

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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