Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Obama lin Baden.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A hill billy went fishing

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Women's Rights

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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