- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

I have a really funny joke.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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