- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

VITAMIN C!

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

justin beiber sucks

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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