What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Oh, go away

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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