- Anti Joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.