- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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