what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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