What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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