- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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