- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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