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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Women's Rights..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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