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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

knock knock? come in

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is orange? an orange

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

destiny

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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