I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

KILL WHITEY

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

TOP KEK

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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