- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Jebron Lames.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

homosexual

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Microwave

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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