- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

bite me

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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