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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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