This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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all the kids had fun

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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womens rights.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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This is a joke.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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