How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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T u r n i p s

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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