WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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