What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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