Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

thumb_up thumb_down +8

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops