- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What is white and long? A New York winter

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Well this is pointless.....

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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