- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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