whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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