- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

L's I's that took Viagra.

im gey

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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