Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why do mexicans get made fun of

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

thumb_up thumb_down -12

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops