What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -25

An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops