An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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