- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

White men's rights

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Committing Suicide #YOLO

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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