You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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