People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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