- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??