Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Jersey Shore.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Anti Joke

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